Kellin Quinn: Shrewd Businessman

Okay, at this point picking on Sleeping With Sirens is like shooting fish in a barrel, and I wish I could say I'd moved past that and grown up from my childish rants from last year, but this is too good to be true. As Stuff You Will Hate mastermind Sergeant D reports, the band has released an 'autograph package'. For $80 you will get your photo taken with Kellin Quinn, some random shit signed (read: jailbait cleavage), and a poster.

To say the very least, this is genius. As any record label knows at this point, teenage girls are an incredibly viable source of income - they'll throw money at anything remotely cute. So, good on the band for realizing this monetary venture, even though Bring Me the Horizon is calling you out on it.

Sleeping with Sirens' ingeniously titled new record Feel is now on sale. Yes, it sucks if you're above the age of 14, and the band is touring with Hands Like Houses this fall.